Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a senator. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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